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oh my,
ida has just called me a double ****.

we're moving to the sticks soon.
she just came bursting into my study and all excitedly announced,
"let's get chickens!"
to which i replied, "what for, dear, we don't eat meat."
she gave me the look of scourn and said, "for eggs."
naturally i followed her up with, "oh, i see... hens, my love, not chickens, hens."
she uttered "****", turned round and headed out of the room.
in my defence i stammered, "well, it's not kentucky fried hen, is it?
and those farmer's signs don't say fresh chicken eggs £1 per dozen, hmmm?"

"double ****!"
 

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