United thread 2017/18

[AustinBlue]

Your mistake is that, like a lot of rags, you are only capable of viewing football through the prism of Manchester United. Can you not conceive of the appalling arrogance of advising ANY other set of supporters upon how they should set about supporting their club?
Your assertion that our enjoyment of City's revival (and it is a fucking revival) is somehow tainted by the goings-on at Old Trafford is so wide of the mark, as to be borderline delusional. We're laughing our arses off at what's happening to your club.
As for City not being a traditional rival... what can I say? I'm Irish too and I get that the Jedwards of football fans, glory-hunting clowns that support United or Liverpool around this country have fuck all notion about the game bar the ya-boo "banter" that ye consider to be the only true expression of footballing rivalry. It's all ye know. It's all ye have. I get it. Just know that whilst ye are wanking each other off, there's a City fan... or a QPR fan... or even a Leeds or Wolves fan listening, who wholly understand what ye will never know - what it is to support a team that hasn't got a fucking prayer. Ye will never grasp that because ye can't conceive of what we've been through; what we're all about; what supporting a team means.
Trust me when I tell you that I got as much joy out of Shaun Goater scoring a flukey goal in a play-off semi-final v Wigan as I did watching Yaya rampage through Villa or (to coin a reference you might actually understand) Dzeko bang the sixth nail into the coffin at the Swamp.
It's simply not your place to advise any other fans upon how to go about their business and it may surprise you to learn that even if it were, you are supremely unqualified to do so.

One of my favorite bluemoon posts of all time.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Stunning 5-2 win I see. Are they favourites for the title yet? Is Rashford on course to break goalscoring records?

 

[waspish]

Stunning 5-2 win I see. Are they favourites for the title yet? Is Rashford on course to break goalscoring records?

Shame Rashford be watching the 100m man sat on the bench for me Rashford is the better player

 

[Bluebee2]

Shame Rashford be watching the 100m man sat on the bench for me Rashford is the better player

Really ? He scored 5 league goals last season, overrated for me

 

[blue cigar]

Rashford to newcastle in 2 years, pace alone does not cut it. File with macheda, lingard, wilson, januzai, martial, shaw, pogba and that one who scored at everton a few years ago, i was then told he was a superstar? All shite.

 

[Blue Smarties]

I see Lukaku sent a ball into space and another well wide on his debut. £90,000,000, ha.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Ask yourself though, barring the donut thief would any of their players get in our first 11? would you have Bailly over Kompany?

I think you'd have to pick Bailly over any of our other central defenders.

 

[blue by birth]

I think you'd have to pick Bailly over any of our other central defenders.

I believe gdm is wumming... bailey is shite...rather have mangala than him to be honest.
Any player who plays for the scum are world class according to the media...but watch him play...he dives in like Otta and frequently gets turned in the games I can be bothered to watch.
He wouldn't get a look in at City....pep wouldn't want him.

 

[Phil1]

I believe gdm is winning... bailey is shite...rather have mangala than him to be honest.
Any player who plays for the scum are world class according to the media...but watch him play...he dives in like Otta and frequently gets turned in the games I can be bothered to watch.
He wouldn't get a look in at City....pep wouldn't want him.

GDM is always winning.

 

[Blue Hefner]

I think you'd have to pick Bailly over any of our other central defenders.

No way. Not seen too much for him but what I have seen is pretty bad

Another player that would have several more yellow cards a season if he played for someone else