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talkativesprout
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I phoned my bosses mobile this morning.
"I'm on the train heading to the south coast now."
"What?" He answered, sounding a bit annoyed.
"It's 5 o' clock in the fucking morning! What are you doing on a train?"
"You tell me," I replied.
"You're the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning!"
"I'm on the train heading to the south coast now."
"What?" He answered, sounding a bit annoyed.
"It's 5 o' clock in the fucking morning! What are you doing on a train?"
"You tell me," I replied.
"You're the one who told me to be in Brighton early this morning!"
talkativesprout
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North Korea are trying to reach New York with a missile, if they can make it there they can make it anywhere.
It up to Hue I believe
blue b4 the moon
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Are they strapping Ferris to it?It up to Hue I believe
I vote NK.
taleofbluehalves
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John Mcenroe lives in Staffordshire
You Cannock be serious!!
You Cannock be serious!!
taleofbluehalves
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Brilliant news had my prostrate examination today !!! Doctor gave me the thumbs up !!!
taleofbluehalves
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My wife finished with me because of my obsession with Only Fools And Horses.
I said I'll fetch my suitcase from the van..
I said I'll fetch my suitcase from the van..
dronefromsector7G
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My mate keeps throwing money into the Rift Valley.
Generous to a fault.
Generous to a fault.
jimharri
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A teacher asked her class to name things that ended with 'tor', that ate things.
The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good James, that's a big word."
The second boy said, "Predator."
"Yes, that's another big word Josh,. Very well done."
Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says, "That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't
eat anything."
"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!
The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good James, that's a big word."
The second boy said, "Predator."
"Yes, that's another big word Josh,. Very well done."
Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says, "That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't
eat anything."
"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!