Buying a red car.

Few years ago when walking up towards the turnstiles, there was a red Ferrari parked outside the ground. Ricky Hatton was in front of us and was having a good look at the car. Someone shouted "thinking of buying one Ricky?" and his immediate reply was "am I f*ck, it's red"
 
Just paint black stripes on it, job's a gud en

Yeah, just paint over any white stripes.

My Rag son-in-law wanted his bike servicing. I told the guy it was a MANUre themed bicycle - red, black and white, and could he replace the bar tape with one the same colour as Ferguson's soul - black! I'm suffering a wee bit until the next home match 'cos I had to ride the bloody thing home!
 
Yeah, just paint over any white stripes.

My Rag son-in-law wanted his bike servicing. I told the guy it was a MANUre themed bicycle - red, black and white, and could he replace the bar tape with one the same colour as Ferguson's soul - black! I'm suffering a wee bit until the next home match 'cos I had to ride the bloody thing home!
God's repaid you already for your sins.
 

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