Joke thread

[blue44]

Viagra


It wont make you James Bond




But it will make you Roger Moore !

 

[jimharri]

A delivery driver pulled alongside me as I was walking down the street. He rolled down his window, and asked me what the time was. I told him it was sometime between 9am and 6pm.

 

[Vic]

All moot points, as the original joke was two pilots in a plane, and one says he can tell where they are simply by putting his arm out of the window, and feeling the air .... same punchline ...

And makes more sense than the giants version.

 

[manchester blue]

Viagra


It wont make you James Bond




But it will make you Roger Moore !

Roger Moore was in the next hotel room to me once. At least I think it was him, all I could hear was a woman screaming, Oh Roger, more; Oh Roger, more.

 

[manchester blue]

Sad news. I've just heard that the bloke who invented predictive text has pissed away. His funfair is next monkey.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Sad news. I've just heard that the bloke who invented predictive text has pissed away. His funfair is next monkey.

Rust in piss.

 

[Chippy_boy]

The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for an aftershave.

It was filmed at Liverpool's Anfield football ground.

Only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne.

Brilliant! :-)

 

[MellowJoe]

"Don't live your life in accordance to a book" - Luke 3:17

 

[Grassland Blue]

And makes more sense than the giants version.

Give me a break - it was just a tall tale!

 

[dickie davies]

In a response to the hurricanes and earthquakes natural disasters happening around the world, Madness have released a charity single

Our house, in the middle of someone else's street