Worst / Weirdest City Chant

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not so much weird, but I hated the John bond song to Clive Dunn’s grandpa (John bond we love you etc),

It was very much of its time.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not a chant but I find the Poznan dreadful.

Then turn your back.

 

[SapperBlue]

Then turn your back.

Git, on break at work and reading that just made my brew come out my nose.

 

[paul1963]

Not so much weird, but I hated the John bond song to Clive Dunn’s grandpa (John bond we love you etc),

Not heard that one.

 

[nw42]

It was very much of its time.

As was Johhny Bond's blue & white army, he was never a Johnny.

Helen is a big fat football hooligan was cruel but it just flowed so perfectly.

RIP Helen.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Not heard that one.

John Bond we love you
John Bond we do
Even when you’re far away
We’ll follow you
And one day when we’re champions
We’ll look book and we’ll say
There’s no one quite like John Bond
You have helped us on our way

Fucking gut wrenching (this last line isn’t in the song)

 

[Harvster]

John Bond we love you
John Bond we do
Even when you’re far away
We’ll follow you
And one day when we’re champions
We’ll look book and we’ll say
There’s no one quite like John Bond
You have helped us on our way

Fucking gut wrenching (this last line isn’t in the song)

'Now', thinks John in the Director's Box, 'what's the quickest way down to console Kevin,' after we have smashed his son's Norwich team in the Cup?!

 

[jayfx]

....it's only 6-1, it's only 6-1....
....it should have been 10, it should have been 10...

Singing this to take the piss out of the rags when we are playing the rags is understandable but singing about that 1 game, every game, home and away, in the league cup to the champions league is fucking embarrassing imo.
The song about Aguero comparing him to fucking Phil Jones annoys me as well.

 

[Nightmare Walking]

Citys going down with a billion in the bank is abysmal.

 

[Mike N]

Citys going down with a billion in the bank is abysmal.

Abysmal is the word.