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Can you name The Venue and the year when a boxer won his title and immediatly took a shit on the floor ?
Cruyfts 1987.
How long has St Johann had a fuckin' dog show?
Can you name The Venue and the year when a boxer won his title and immediatly took a shit on the floor ?
Cruyfts 1987.
Wartime Britain and two German paratroopers land in England.
Fritz: Vott are Vee going to do, how will vee blind in?
Herman: Vee do just like das Englanders do, vee go to the pub, und act casual.
Fritz: Vot vill ve order, Ve dont know any englander drinks.
Herman: Leave zatt to me,,,,,,, I am ze expert.
They go in the Dog and Duck and walk up to the bar.
Herman: Two Martinis please landlord.
Landlord: Dry?
Herman: Nein, Zwei.
Fritz: Scheisse
Surely it shoud be Two Hits to WHOM.......Gets coat.I played pool with an owl last night. I broke and potted the White. I said,"two hits". The owl said, "Two hits to who".
Love it.Wartime Britain and two German paratroopers land in England.
Fritz: Vott are Vee going to do, how will vee blind in?
Herman: Vee do just like das Englanders do, vee go to the pub, und act casual.
Fritz: Vot vill ve order, Ve dont know any englander drinks.
Herman: Leave zatt to me,,,,,,, I am ze expert.
They go in the Dog and Duck and walk up to the bar.
Herman: Two Martinis please landlord.
Landlord: Dry?
Herman: Nein, Zwei.
Fritz: Scheisse