Mick walked into the pub and sat on a barstool. He asks the barman for 10 shots of whiskey. The barmansays, “What’s the matter? That's a lot of whiskey.”
Mickreplies, “I found out my brother is gay and is marrying my best friend.”
The next day Mick comes again to the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
The barman asks, “What’s wrong this time?”
Mick says, “I found out that my son is gay.”
The next day Mick comes in the bar and orders 20 shots of whiskey.
The barman says, “Christ, doesn’t anyone in your family like women?”
Mick looks up from his drink and says, “Apparently my wife does.”