United thread 2017/18

[aguero93:20]

Who the fuck is buying Zlatan shirts? Thick twats

Probably Big Conk himself.

 

[MP71]

Refbot 7000 raping a hedgehog? Read it :)

Ha ha. And the 8000 model randomly masturbating so missed key decisions.

 

[fulabeer]

The derby thread on sadcafe is filled with plenty of comments about the only way for them to win is by injuring our players. They are even naming which players and ways to injure them...shocking!

 

[Blue Til Death]

Who the fuck is buying Zlatan shirts? Thick twats

Selling shirts is what this vile excuse for a football club are all about, nothing else matters to the bean counters, that's all Sanchez is to them, the moaning twat doesn't play football, he plays containment ball, that's no good to Sanchez, he will be another Di Maria ...!

 

[aguero93:20]

I understand context is needed for youtube videos but we are all acutely aware of all this seasons actions as they are fresh in the mind. It helps stop others like utd fans being to revisionist.. So for all those utd fans who "imagine" Pogba "has a higher level

Was quite enjoying this post until the poster got distracted and didn't finish it...

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

That is hilarious....and spot on

There is a chant in there somwhere that we can use against them in the derby....

Not an easy one...

You bought him for a record price, Pogba, Pogba
You could have bought De Bruyne twice, Pogba, Pogba
He lost the league, he had a whinge
he's been compared to a nun's minge
Paul Pogba, your hair is f'in sh*t.

 

[MP71]

Not an easy one...

You bought him for a record price, Pogba, Pogba
You could have bought De Bruyne twice, Pogba, Pogba
He lost the league, he had a whinge
he's been compared to a nun's minge
Paul Pogba, your hair is f'in sh*t.

Not bad

 

[Blue Til Death]

Fuckin hell you must know some zany nuns, unless they are Don Kings daughters .... :-))

 

[M18CTID]

I'd love them to flog the naming rights for the Swamp. They'd get a reasonable amount, but not as much as they should because renaming old stadia (and it's really old now) doesn't stick, the fans refuse to call it by the sponsor's name. It would cause uproar, sponsors would be wary of the negative fall out, and supporters and media would go nuts.

Let it happen please.

I just want it to happen so we can see what Charlton has to say about it:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...00m-stadium-deal-says-Sir-Bobby-Charlton.html

 

[aguero93:20]

Ha ha. And the 8000 model randomly masturbating so missed key decisions.

Send me a picture of your human penis.