M
M
manchester blue
Guest
I guessed toffee but it was peanut. I said orange but it was honeycomb.
I was wrong on so many Revels.
Reminds me of; I had sex with a Chinese girl in a lift. i realise I was fucking Wong on so many levels.
I guessed toffee but it was peanut. I said orange but it was honeycomb.
I was wrong on so many Revels.
Is that a Chinese joke ?I guessed toffee but it was peanut. I said orange but it was honeycomb.
I was wrong on so many Revels.
Looks English to me :-)Is that a Chinese joke ?
By far and away the best one I've read on here. Brilliant that....in fact, it deserves a gif....A rather overweight woman is walking past a pet shop. Outside is a parrot in a cage. The parrot says "Oiii!" and the woman says "What?", "You fucking big fat ugly woman" replies the parrot. Obviously insulted by this, the woman storms off down the street.
The next day, she's walking past the parrot outside the pet shop and again it shouts "Oiii!" to which the woman replies "What?" again. "You fucking big fat ugly woman" replies the parrot and again the woman storms off.
On the third day, the woman is passing the pet shop again and once again the parrot shouts "Oiii!", the woman says "What?" and the parrot replies "You fucking big fat ugly woman". This time, the woman has had quite enough and enters the pet shop, tells the owner what the parrot has been calling her and that if it does the same again the next day, she'll go the police. The pet shop owner reassures her that he'll sort it out.
The following day the woman is once again walking past the parrot when it shouts "Oiii!", the woman replies "What!!!?" and the parrot replies .... "You fucking KNOW what!"
Kinnel ! Mark Goldbridge.By far and away the best one I've read on here. Brilliant that....in fact, it deserves a gif....
Doesn't do it for me, I'm afraid. I prefer the duck one:By far and away the best one I've read on here. Brilliant that....in fact, it deserves a gif....
Hahaha.....that's quite good as well.Doesn't do it for me, I'm afraid. I prefer the duck one:
A duck walks into a bike shop and asks the owner "Have you got any beer?"
"Sorry," says the owner, "it's a bike shop, we've only sell bicycles"
"OK," says the duck and leaves.
Five minutes later the duck walks back in and asks the owner "Have you got any beer?"
"Er..., no" says the owner, "as I said, it's a bike shop and we only sell bicycles"
"Right-o" says the duck and leaves.
After another five minutes the duck walks back in and asks the owner "Have you got any beer?"
"Look" snarls the owner, "This is a bike shop. We only sell bicycles. Ask one more time and I'll nail your fucking beak to the counter!"
"I was only asking" says the duck and leaves.
Another five minutes pass and the duck walks back in and asks the owner "Have you got any nails?"
"No," replies the owner.
"Right then, have you got any beer?"