Honestly don't care if we sign him, pay him a gazillion quid a minute and he sits drinking Bovril all day in the stands and never kicks a ball for 12 months.
It would send the levels of boiling piss on Dipperside and Ragland SO high it would be absolutel beautiful.
It would send the levels of boiling piss on Dipperside and Ragland SO high it would be absolutel beautiful.