United thread 2020/21

[N1985]

Brilliant. Wants to blame the officials for possible giving a dodgy penalty, that he wanted, but then realised what an absolute plum he would look by not mentioning it was offside anyway.

They should ask Brighton what they think of dodgy decisions.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Obviously the west brom goal is piss funny but from 47mins they have a proper meltdown.
Final whistle is a must watch.

Set of cunts.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

“Ice cold Martial” they call him. Someone needs to warm him up a little before he gets rigour mortis.

A fucking good twatting couldn't make that face any better - a real slapped arse .

 

[jaiguruKun]

The rags spent over 80 million pounds for Harry Maguire.
Just think about that.

It's the elephant in the room as far as the Rags and their sympathisers are concerned. They can't possibly acknowledge what a huge bollock they dropped with this signing.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Obviously the west brom goal is piss funny but from 47mins they have a proper meltdown.
Final whistle is a must watch.

Knew I'd seen him before.......

 

[aguero93:20]

It's the elephant in the room as far as the Rags and their sympathisers are concerned. They can't possibly acknowledge what a huge bollock they dropped with this signing.

£250m on Lukaku, Pogba and Maguire. Lol.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56064283

Good luck with that, token old boy on the cheap.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

What does he mean, ‘We’re not giving it away early’

‘Giving it away’, as in current PL Champions and holders?

“We won’t let them [Manchester City] run away with it – we’re playing them soon. We’re not giving it away early – no we’re not.”

All he missed off that was “I’d love it, love it”.

 

[pudge]

Obviously the west brom goal is piss funny but from 47mins they have a proper meltdown.
Final whistle is a must watch.

Screaming for the half time whistle then 5 seconds later screaming at the ref for blowing the half time whistle...

Also, that hipster **** knows absolutely fuck all about football. "How is he interferring with play?" twat

 

[Impeccable One]

Crab and truffle rissoto washed down with a pink Dom Perignon 06 and some mood music.
She's got no chance.

Damn, you got me wet with that offering ;)