Cristiano Ronaldo

[Bluesince88]

He'll wear 9 mate. Martial is on his way. They just got in two new shirt presses to keep up demand. Talk is the City links were all a PR stunt by Woodward for a marquee announcement.

So why haven’t city denied them to not look silly?

 

[manimanc]

My mate works at the rags, used to check the bogs then he got demoted to guarding the gates then he got demoted to selling programmes.
Anyways that's all by the by as he's proper itk and he text me saying it's a done deal to the rags and he'll get the 69 shirt.
Quote me on this, solid info.

Ffs. I knew them red mardarses would trump us to Ronaldo.
Ah well.

 

[discopop]

This would be the worst window ever if he goes to united

Not even fucking close to the worst.

 

[mat]

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Oh don't jinx it

I was gonna say don't give the rags ideas!

 

[baggy]

OGS will have been given the boot before they even have a chance to put their raggy hand in for that deal...

 

[AColdNightInStoke]

My grandad used to work as the assistant to the accountant at OT. He’s dead now, but I whipped out the Ouija board and he’s confirmed he’s nailed on to United and he’ll be number 46. Just giving the info I know.

 

[Mancity0303]

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

He'll wear 9 mate. Martial is on his way. They just got in two new shirt presses to keep up demand. Talk is the City links were all a PR stunt by Woodward for a marquee announcement.

And City went along with it because...?

WUM.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I dont want the preening cheat but i am warming to the piss boiling but then messi and kane have left me scarred lol

I didn't want him but am warming to taking the piss of any rags i can.

Come on down Ronny boy, The Piss Is Right: )

 

[metalblue]

Catching up with this thread by picking a random page skipping 20 pages at a time is fucking mayhem.

One minute we are all confident because an italian journo said its on

then a random page later we are panicking because rio tweeted something.

Then confident again because someone on flight tracker has spotted mendes' plane overtaking mahrez' anfield penalty ball in orbit.

then panicking because betting odds have shifted slightly.

Then happy and confident again, for reasons unknown on this page, and I aind going back a few

then panicking again because ole looks smug.


Fuck me what a ride.

You’ve missed the biggest one. @kaz7 has gone from burning her season ticket (I presume she means her phone) to “meh”. Next she’ll having her name changed to KazRonaldo7 ;)