Cristiano Ronaldo

[Tricky_Trev]

If United are signing him, they are doing a bloody good job of hiding it.

People literally went in a panic because Rio Ferdinand tweeted some dots. No other reason. Then all the best mates that work in accounts knew of a deal.

 

[york away to this!]

the 'plane has forgotten to turn in to turin...

 

[discopop]

Man, when the rags finally fuck off from the forum when he signs its gonna be like a fat fuck getting out of the bath and the water level dropping.

Eureka!

 

[Jamiblue]

Planes gone past Turin

 

[MarsLlama]

Post count and history should show I've only done this once before and the contact got it wrong.

But ... contact who works at club says he's been told Ronaldo will be unveiled Monday.

Sorry, that doesn't make sense to me. Can't see the club going tomorrow and Sunday without announcing anything now that Juve have confirmed he's leaving.

 

[mancityvstoke]

 

[Keeper!]

Signing Rio next ?

That twat has to be utterly destroyed the moment Ronaldo signs

 

[blue b4 the moon]

@Ric I'm really sorry about all the reports. Usually they don't listen to me when I ask them to report stuff!

Haha, there'll be a MOD vacancy soon....

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Mendes plane is descending. Whatever it is we will know I'm few hours

Not Germanwings is it?

 

[MadchesterCity]

This would be the worst window ever if he goes to united

Surely the username alone warrants a ban!?