United Thread - 2021/22

[KentBlue]

Water is wet, shocker

A nationwide football poll published its findings today.

United have more fans residing in London 18% than 14% in Manchester. One in five fans admit to never even going to their ground.

Similarly, 14 per cent of Liverpool fans live in London, compared to 13 per cent in Merseyslide.

Dipper fans also further away from club on average - 129 miles from Anfield.

Tottenham fans will go to the least home games this season (2) while Everton fans go to most (9).

More than one in ten (11 per cent) considered switching to City after Jack Grealish was signed.

More Man Utd fans live in London than in the club’s home city, survey reveals

MORE Manchester United fans live in London than in the club’s home city, a survey has revealed. Just over half of Premier League fans (55 per cent) actually support their local team…

www.the-sun.com

I'd say it's a bloody sight more than one in five that have never been to the swamp, probably about three in five.
They are, after all, the single most plastic club in footballing history.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Do you live in a seaside town?

No,Didsbury.

 

[Blue_eyes]

Lol, just been to my suppliers and one of the resident rags there asked me what I thought about ronaldos bebut being banned!!!! Why, whats he done I asked, nothing, its banned because you cant watch 3pm games live, fcking stupid rule. Who has said this I asked, and he got his phone out to show me a blog or whatever its called by that goldbridge twat.

I see I said, but what about all the previous 3pm debuts there has ever been in football, I never heard the word banned involved with those. Thats different he said, no one cares about them!!, well you can always debut him in a televised game if its that important to you I said,but he wasnt impressed.

You can watch 3pm games all over the world he said, well, the majority of your fans will be happy then I said.

How far up themselves are these people, I honestly think that being an entitled twat is now a requirement to being a rag. They now have to glean their "glory" from things other than winning, this includes transfers, stock market figures, fan numbers etc etc and this is how the media keep them happy, hoping that they will be successful again soon.

Heres to their barren spell lasting a long long time.

Regarding the 3pm blackout here, I always assumed that it was so that match goers wouldnt decide to watch at home instead, thus protecting matchday revenues, and this is why you can watch from abroad as they assume youre not a matchgoer. He didnt seem to take this onboard though, cant see beyond his own reflected glory opportunity.

 

[waspish]

Lol, just been to my suppliers and one of the resident rags there asked me what I thought about ronaldos bebut being banned!!!! Why, whats he done I asked, nothing, its banned because you cant watch 3pm games live, fcking stupid rule. Who has said this I asked, and he got his phone out to show me a blog or whatever its called by that goldbridge twat.

I see I said, but what about all the previous 3pm debuts there has ever been in football, I never heard the word banned involved with those. Thats different he said, no one cares about them!!, well you can always debut him in a televised game if its that important to you I said,but he wasnt impressed.

You can watch 3pm games all over the world he said, well, the majority of your fans will be happy then I said.

How far up themselves are these people, I honestly think that being an entitled twat is now a requirement to being a rag. They now have to glean their "glory" from things other than winning, this includes transfers, stock market figures, fan numbers etc etc and this is how the media keep them happy, hoping that they will be successful again soon.

Heres to their barren spell lasting a long long time.

Regarding the 3pm blackout here, I always assumed that it was so that match goers wouldnt decide to watch at home instead, thus protecting matchday revenues, and this is why you can watch from abroad as they assume youre not a matchgoer. He didnt seem to take this onboard though, cant see beyond his own reflected glory opportunity.

They don’t think for themselves it’s all fed by the media

 

[eyalluvitt]

Historic VAR investigation say's strip the titles

 

[Spanishbob]

I think of all the celebrity rags, he is the one I hate the most.

Even more than Eamonn fucking Holmes, and that’s saying something!

Had the misfortune of picking up twat in trafford years ago whilst doing private hire and can catergority say he is the worse rag I’ve ever met. Luckily it was a short journey into town.

 

[Eds]

Just checking to see if a) they are still scum and b) have they been charged yet?

 

[Bluesince1979]

Twat alert.

beware.

I just went into Poynton to pick up some meds and had the most unpleasant experience of walking past Terry Christian on his phone. That whining nasal twang was unmistakable.

Oh fuck off

ill keep my eyes peeled and run the **** over in the shared space

 

[Bluesince1979]

Just did a job for a rag. Mid 40s.

he went on to tell me about the film Keeper! And how hed never heard the story before and couldnt believe it was true.

sums the cunts up. How can any fan if that age of never heard of trautman? Insular freaks

 

[remember arthur mann]

Taylor probably requested the match

Yep, when he pulls hid book out it'll be for an autograph.