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A zoo keeper teaches a gorilla to play golf. He takes the ape to a local golf club and challenges the club professional, who accepts.

Hole 1- Par 5: The club pro’ hits a good 275 years tee-shot. The gorilla smacks his shot all the way on to the green, just 3 feet from the flag. The pro’ is amazed and concedes the hole.

Hole 2- Par 4: A repeat of hole1, the gorilla’s tee-shot lands within 2 feet of the hole, the club pro hits his shot well short and again concedes the hole.

Hole 3-Par2: A short fairway and both tee-shots lands on the green close to the flag. The pro’ goes first and sinks his putt. The gorilla takes his putter and strikes the ball…300 yards.
 
A zoo keeper teaches a gorilla to play golf. He takes the ape to a local golf club and challenges the club professional, who accepts.

Hole 1- Par 5: The club pro’ hits a good 275 years tee-shot. The gorilla smacks his shot all the way on to the green, just 3 feet from the flag. The pro’ is amazed and concedes the hole.

Hole 2- Par 4: A repeat of hole1, the gorilla’s tee-shot lands within 2 feet of the hole, the club pro hits his shot well short and again concedes the hole.

Hole 3-Par2: A short fairway and both tee-shots lands on the green close to the flag. The pro’ goes first and sinks his putt. The gorilla takes his putter and strikes the ball…300 yards.
You should change your name to "Fiftyyearsandacunt".
 

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