United Thread - 2023/24

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

They’ve spent a fortune to be 11 points behind Villa with negative goal difference after 27 games.

If I didn’t know any better I might start thinking they are a bit shit at this football lark!

It's worse than it looks once you factor in all the 'help' they had earlier in the season. They are so shit the PiGMOL have had to tone it down because it would look blatantly obvious what they were doing.

 

[Silva&Silva]

They’ve spent a fortune to be 11 points behind Villa with negative goal difference after 27 games.

If I didn’t know any better I might start thinking they are a bit shit at this football lark!

Tell this to anyone who says our success is solely down to money.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Well I believe it was dear old bill who coined the phrase 'Tick Tock' on here and some on here scoffed.

Well they've now fully Ticked and Tocked.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Probably the most one sided derby ever. These graphics show our total demolition of them.

Our perch is fine for a little while yet.

 

[Gingers Dad]

But on another day utd could have won. Small margins

 

[The Salford lad.]

Here’s hoping we’ve driven the final nail in to their UCL aspirations …

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Here’s hoping we’ve driven the final nail in to their UCL aspirations …

Let’s hope not completely. Want them to have a tiny ray of hope when they play Liverpool. Fine margins and all that.

 

[The Salford lad.]

I wonder how the cross between Albert Tatlock and Ronnie Corbett is today ,

 

[halfcenturyup]

Trouble with them is, you are more likely to get nicked for hitting a minor

 

[Wigan_Citizen]