United Thread - 2023/24

[Bill Walker]

Wouldn't you? Imagine that every player you'd bought for 10 years had turned out like Kalvin Phillips, but you'd spent so much money, you just had to go with it.

I'd wait till after the cup final though :)

 

[Gingers Dad]

I don't see why they want to hold on to them three, they're no better or worse than than the rest of the squad.

All three are overhyped as per all united youngsters.

They're just not including them in this year's fire sale because the fans still believe what they've been told. Another year of Mainoo being anonymous, Garnacho running round like a headless chicken and a single figure PL goal return from Hojlund, and they'll be gone.

 

[Restricted blue]

Sky sports transfer headlines........the famous Man yooooooo's Summer transfer fire sale deals include the following BOGOF offers:
1) Buy Anthony get Sancho free
2) Buy Lindelof get Maguire free
3) Buy Jonny Evans get Rasford free
Sadly, Sir scruffy Jim has confirmed they have received no offers so far for these Utd legends.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Fernandes realising he’s probably wasted four prime years of his career playing for that shite now he’s been told they will listen to offers for him.

 

[Bantamgaz]

Yet the media had it in there heads that they where suddenly back because they qualified for the CL and wonba trophy when us in the real world could see the real picture.

A club that has sat in a false posistion for two years on the back of bent decisions honestly they shouldnt be anywhere near the top 10.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Once again trying to be City.

Scruffy Jim: Well done lads you’ve reached the cup final made loads of money and now we can go out and buy some decent players!

Seems they're trying to be like City again, this time at a cup final....shades of the Bobby dead man walking situation for Poundland and the players.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

1) Buy Anthony get Sancho free
2) Buy Lindelof get Maguire free
3) Buy Jonny Evans get Rasford free

"You buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one, you get one free!"

 

[KentBlue]

The pisscan is still pulling the strings there, so they will sell all of them and make an incredible profit. You wait, Steve Bruce will magically reappear in the managerial merry-go-round and he'll take half of them to whatever club is stupid enough to employ him.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[give it to gordon]

What can the rags offer new players apart from big wages ?

CL= No
Modern Statium = No
Modern Training facilities = No
Fighting for trophies = Not really
Squad hungry for success = No