The world in TEN years (5 and a half year on from when it said 10 years)

[BimboBob]

They'll eat your brains first.

Before throwing your used carcasses off Beachy Head. Whilst doing a lizard laugh and then settling down to watch the rags play stoke at the swamp.

I'd consider it a sacrifice for the greater good. My mind will improve their understanding of the human race. Specifically why images of women with big tits seem to take up a lot of our brain space.

 

[inbetween]

1) The government promises that invoking article 50 is within sight
2) Due to PC concerns terrorists are now called naughty boys
3) England trounced by the Seychelles in the newly formed commonwealth cup group stages, The Sun described the players as "On the beach"
4) Sheikh Mansour buys the county of Greater Manchester and renames it Manchester City
5) The new iPhone 14SC promises a cleaner arse wipe than the Galaxy S11.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

1. Brexit still being negotiated
2. Employers 'red tape' cut by consecutive Tory governments. Maternity/Paternity pay gone. Health and safety laws/Holiday pay about to go when Brexit concluded
3. England will still be shit at football. Beaten by Pep Guardiolas newly recognised Catalan international side 6-0 in their first euros qualifier. Manager Wayne Rooney vows to continue.
4. City sequested after government calls led by sir pisscan agree it's an official terrorist organisation
5. PM will be Boris. Loved by the yank media and universally loathed by everyone else.

2. would require all the other MP's voting for the motion which means you predict a very very large majority for the tories

 

[mat]

2. would require all the other MP's voting for the motion which means you predict a very very large majority for the tories

If theres a potential Labour Party split and the new SDP becoming the majority opposition. Being an opposition of appeasement they'd abstain from those votes.

 

[york away to this!]

1. The "it's quiet" thread will have reached 87 million pages

 

[Hoghead]

1. Momentum finally get Corbyn elected PM as their figurehead
2. Politics are abolished and replaced with Corbynomics as directed by the newly appointed President for Life, Len McCluskey
3. Private pensions are nationalised to fund the deficits in government pensions.
   
4. All members of the Royal Family are taken to a dark cellar somewhere and are never seen again
5. Cornwall finally breaks free from England and joins Scotland, Wales and NI as the new UK

Dark thoughts I do have.....

 

[Pino]

The UK will still be subservient to the US and the EU.

 

[cptaidan88]

• The split between the right wing and left wing politics in the UK and Europe will grow leaving no middle ground, and a civil war will break out. This will be known as #wwFree
  
• The queen lives on despite an attempt on her life made by the now incarcerated Harry (who has already killed his own father, brother, niece and nephew in an attempt to gain power). She turns 100 meaning she receives a card from herself - but her mind isn't what it was and she had forgotten she had sent it in the first place.
• Every child will learn Mandarin in school
  
• Glorious Leader Trump will have completed his dome over Trump Country (formerly USA) preventing anyone coming in or going out. Its difficult to know what happens inside the Trump Dome as free speech no longer exists and communications have ceased. Due to a lack of new St Kim Kardashian photographs emerging, it is presumed everyone has suffocated inside the dome.
  
• On the 21st July 2026, the Baha Men finally find out "Who Let the Dogs Out"

 

[Happy Feet]

If Trump has been president then it will no longer exist

 

[yerwot?]

heathrow to get a ninth runway
"NHS" reference to be removed from all written documents and data
Trident replacement costs pass 1 trillion
The Air tax ( pay to breathe - or else ) is set to increase in line with mp's wages
TTIP has been a great success, with the American pharmaceutical industry able to sue the british govnt for unfair competition, thus having no need to produce medicine. Win win
The 12000 members of the house of lords pass a bill that absolves them from having to attend or justify expenses.
Following the meltdown of the financial sector post-brexit, and the pound devalued by 90%, interest rates soar and property values crash. Buy-to-let landlords not happy. IDS, Gove and Johnson all deny supporting Farage.
Trump claims the constitution to be unconstitutional and proclaims himself emperor, the FBI and CIA agree to carry on rooting out democrats and immigrants, muslims gay people and union members. Guantanamo bulging at the seams
"The Northern powerhouse" was an unfortunate typo, it obviously should have read " Northern Poorhouse".
Zero hour contracts now being compulsory, the chancellor mike ashley is now Lord Ashley of Penury, for services to shareholders.
The murdoch gutter press is pushing it's agenda to legalise slavery, claiming job security from cradle to grave is worth having, a view shared by the conservative party.