Recent content by bucks

Did you see the way they defended against spurs? Suicidal high line, fullbacks nowhere to be seen. If they defend like that against us they're gonna need a bigger scoreboard, bring it on.

The Battle of Britain officially ended in October 1940. We won.

The thuggish Pulis should be cited by the F.A. for sending the maniac Mclean onto the pitch with obvious instructions to injure/maim our players. As for the thug himself he should never be allowed on a pitch again, a court of law would be more appropriate. Fucking fuming.

I see the Jocks got a nice shiny new Forth Road Bridge toll free. Sniff.

Hmm, wonder what the Catalonians think about the Gibralterians right to decide their own future. Anybody heard anything about that?

FFS the Catalan president has now said he does not want a 'traumatic' split from Spain and now wants a new understanding with Madrid. Well exactly what kind of split do you want Carlos? That's not what you said yesterday, you said Catalonia has won the right to be an independent state run as a...

Well our so called shitty defence was so tight that their best creative player, the player of the year last year, was taken off after 70 mins because he was GETTING FUCKING NOWHERE.

Love that swarm defence we perfected today. I mean every time their attackers got near our box we had 2 or3 players swarming around him, then when we got the ball everybody steamed forward looking to receive a pass, just like a certain team from Catalonia played in the recent past. It actually...

So these 20,000 ticketless fans are not in the stadium yet? What a bunch of amateurs. The scousers would have been in and boasting about it by now.

If anybody thinks Froome is on something then WTF do they think the proven cheat Contador was on in the last week of the Vuelta. He suddenly became Superman.

Bought my red car cos it was old, cheap, reliable and I knew (vaguely) the bloke I bought it off. However I never, ever, wash it and the inside is like a skip. Will that do?

FFS in law cats have the 'right to roam' and the Animals Act 1971 does not apply to them so they cannot be trespassing on your lawn. You also cannot harm them in any way of course. Google 'cats and the law'. It's fucking unbelievable that they have this exemption.

Harry Maguire from Hull would have been a good buy. Unfortunately he went to Leicester, maybe we can make them an offer they (and he) can't refuse in January.

The Bride on the River Kwai - Couple go to Thailand on honeymoon but it all goes tits up when war breaks out and they end up working on the Death Railway. A Bride too far - Bigamist finally gets caught on his third marriage.