Recent content by Cellarite

Nope, completely lost on me.

Sorry but that's appalling.

Phil Foden

Uproar here with my two lads when I told them you’d quoted my post from nearly 12 years ago.

You know the rules...

His bike was..... Nevermind.

You might indeed. Good work.

Tom Jones you say? I'm Coming Home - with one Covid title to my name. Funny, Familiar, Forgotten Feeling - when City pip them again. It's Not Unusual - see above. You Can Leave Your Hat On - you look like a **** in your baseball cap. One Day Soon - the attention seeking fucker will be out of...

Honestly - you and Rhineland posting in here gives us English fans of your football a real insight. I always try to put a like on your posts and videos of the fans but don't comment half as much as I should. Every time I see new posts on here and see one of your names, I set 5 minutes aside to...

Before the Madrid semi final (4-3 two years ago) I was sat right in front of the BT sports box. I’d been on it round town all day and couldn’t resist when I saw Lescott and Wobblegob in the box. I wrote “Jamie Carragher is a ****” on my phone notes. Showed it to Lescott who laughed like fuck...

Will you marry me?

You all do far more than I do to create these displays so I don’t know how hard they are to sort with the funds you had available. However, I despise the idea of us singing “We’re gonna win the league” so a display more or less stating that we’ll be in the final of the Champions League at the...

Josko Gvardiol

Correct. You’re getting better.

Are we counting spelling mistakes as jokes now? Just asking.