Recent content by Ja Salford Blue

I got two dead on 4pm. Row 6

Yet Ederson has won more trophies than any goalkeeper in Premier League history Nev!

It’s fucking harrowing just watching this. My god he was a sick twat!

Champions League final 'could be moved for the third year in a row' See the link below https://mol.im/a/11984625

I am taking my daughter on the club tour on Friday. Sh wants to go early and see the players arrive at training, and hopefully get Grealish to stop and sign her shirt. Does anyone know the entrance that they use? And also is there any chance any players stop for autographs? Cheers

Says it all really!

I threw a £25 TK Max voucher at Klopp! And I also made a copy of the Sun’s free Alton towers voucher page into a paper aeroplane and threw it into the away end, just to see if they really do hate that newspaper, more than a free day out! Does that count?

There defo was no slander for us at the Munich anniversary game? We were impeccable that day. So much to the point that Ferguson applauded the away end after the silence!

It was probably Pep! He was shit stirring all game to be fair! He has been knocking about with Pete the Badge to much recently! CITY AGRO!

I must admit. I missed this game to take a girl on a date to Tatto Chinese in town. What’s worst I’ve had a season ticket for 29 years, and fucked my mates, old man and City off that day for her! I’d love to say that I ended up marrying her and we called our first born Vincent! We didn’t, we...

WOW! have your actually listened to yourself mate? I assume that the 3 Centre backs your saying have glass backs are (Stones, Dias and Laporte)? That will be the same Stones, Dias and Laporte that between them have won 10 premier league medals in the last five years!

The last time we contested a play off game was against Wigan in 1999! Surely you remember it?

That's mint. he looks like the lad on your first night on holiday who hit the airport bar to early, and now wants to tell all his mates what he thinks about them! he's gunna feel a right twat at the pool in the morning!

wrong mate, Ji Sung Park performed in his Champions League final, and won it!

no one was arsed about him when we thought we was getting Cuccarella