Recent content by Joycee Banercheck

Jesus and Mary chain. Far gone and out.

Bit 1984 of you. I'd quite like to hear DD's reply....PM me too then, please Dave.

Worst and best day of my life. Actually no, that was qpr!

Re: Samir Nasri I'm actually livid that he isn't gonna be in Brazil. I'm that fucked off I'm gonna start a Facebook page about it. #annoyed #hashtag

Would have been. But I'm pretty happy with the league too.

I no longer fear him being on the team sheet. He's a cool head and he's pretty much awesome.

just buying Jim a pint of ultra mild, mate. Billy, sure you already know, sure you're not bothered, but our Manuel....looking up innit!

Did he get the nod for world cup squad? Reckon he'll be on fire come August regardless. Him, jovetic, aguero, wankathon

Get in! Properly made up. Have given up the booze since Xmas to make sure I remembered it this time around. Well done, Manuel. Muy bien! Knew we would do it xXxX

Re: Martin Demichelis He's probably better than kompany....Wait a second before you put your knickers in one twist x Ate we still arguing about pellers? Not right. Some idiots get to support us. Fuck em. They have no idea what a team is xx

MOTD has been shit for at least 10 years. I fell asleep watching it during an Ann Summers party ffs!

It is stories like these that reaffirm how happy I am that Mourinho wasn't targeted as our manager. I have, and will always, hate that odious ****. We are lucky that he isn't anything to do with us. As for Wenger, well he's just a prick. Even a fair share of the tarquins don't think he has a...

...holding a shit in for 30 odd years and then letting it all out.

Adebayor would be flagged offside as soon as the bout started.

Can't we give him the figures etc when the financial report for the year is released and ask him to Sherlock his way into finding out where this creative accountancy lies? Or is he not up to the task, with him being a bit of a lemon on the things he professes to know about.