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He’s clearly upset the footballing gods - can it get any worse for him ?

THB to Southampton - loan with 20m obligation to buy if promoted

Nathan Tella signed for Bayer Leverkusen from Southampton- interesting ?

Well she sang I want to break free and it’s a mystery - maybe the first is Palmer wanting to go to Brighton ?

This info about Haaland being Thor - did it come from Harry Kane - if so it might be that he has got an injury and that is why he is sore !!!

What about Cancelo ? Pep decided he would be left back in the dressing room

To be fair Klopp has allegedly offered him sole rights to sell their new snazzy red coloured candle range which is expected to be a best ever seller after this seasons performances and missing out on Champions League qualification - they are a special edition You’ll Never Wick Alone version that...

Signed on loan for Forest

They’ve all been held back for FDJ !!

Lifetime supply of inhalers ?

It’s dealt with in the Premier League rules (paragraph 637) - “Most clubs will need to obtain appropriate work permits for their players, but as ‘work’ is a problem word for Dippers, Liverpool FC can substitute an Asthma diagnosis as an alternative permit”.

Think he was a knock down price because of his Asthma !!

What we have moved on from Green Shield stamps ?

Think that looks most likely at this stage - can see us letting Bernardo go if the De Jong owed wages can be resolved and we can agree valuations for both players to our satisfaction