Recent content by Mr Partridge

The pictures will be on social media any minute now.

If a goalkeeper can't be sent off in a penalty shoot out what is the point in booking him? If there was a risk of going off and one of the outfield players having to go in goal for the pens you would soon see an end to this nonsense. Stupid rule.

Seen today that rival fans are now posting pictures of empty seats from the community shield a few years ago and pretending it was yesterday. Bless 'em. They must have been absolutely gutted when we sold out yesterday.

We seemed to relish the big games last season. This year we've looked nervous in all of them. Just relieved we haven't got to play any of our title rivals now.

Bernardo's penalty was like one of mine on FIFA. I always let go of the arrow keys too soon.

Hope we don't regret taking off our best penalty taker.

We started way too slow.

Just saying he's a twat would have pretty much covered all that.

So what minute do we think the dodgy penalty will come then?

Not to mention his stupid grinning every time the team is losing. It would piss me off no end if Pep did that.

If we need a goal in the final or the last game to win the PL, Phil will be the one to get it.

I often wonder what fans of other clubs must think when they go to their home games against us. It must puzzle them when they read on social media what shit fans we are, then we outsing them for 90 minutes.

They'll probably go behind early on, give us all a bit of false hope, then end up comfortably winning 3 or 4-1, despite not playing particularly well. I'm sure they're doing it on purpose. They are proper doing my head in this season.

Thank God he agreed to sit on the bench for six years.

We lack balance in the squad. We've got 2 players who prefer to play on the left(3 if you count Bobb) and nobody who wants to play on the right. Phil and Bernardo get put there when they're both better centrally. We've got one DM who has to play every single game because nobody can cover. We...