Recent content by Pauldav

Going to open a door, pulling the door handle and it doesn't open as it's a door you push. Why put handles on doors you push? It's just to make people look like idiots when they go to pull them open and can't.

From what is going round the rumour mill, the player in las vegas is an arsenal striker who is upset due to his muslim upbringing. I have heard that there was an injunction about a big haired everton player leaving a brown trout as a joke by a teammates car, who was snapped by a sun photographer...