Rooney to Everton??

Surely Rooney is past his Premier League sell by date. His only serious options would be China or MLS.
I think he'd opt for China as the MLS language barrier might be a step to far.
 
Everton are trying to bridge the gap between 6th/7th and top 4 and they want to buy a player who can't get in Utd's team. Sentiment taking over from common sense. I think it will happen. I'm sure rooney stayed at Utd in January for the prospect of moving to EFC in the Summer. I'd like him to stay where he is.
 
Well, as many sausages as you can eat and a weekly visit to the local wanking parlour could tempt Rooney
Don't know if Everton's budget could stretch that far though!
 
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He only wants to go back there so he doesn't have to move house. Everton should fuck him off if they have any ambitions at all and he will end up at Blackburn or Stoke. Fuck him anyway, why has this moron got his own thread? Stick him in the raggy thread ffs!
 

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