Well, that's me right in the mire

[SambrookMCFC]

Hopefully she learns a valuable lesson and leaves you be.

If you want something done right then do it yourself

 

[Magicpole]

Called up the local Co-op shop, orcas we call it, the fuck all shop.

The woman who answered didn't even know what oxygen based bleach was.

What chance have I got.

I told her what happened and after she stopped laughing she advised, don't do anything you will probably make it worse.

Where's the trust?

 

[mancityvstoke]

Set fire to all the clothes and deny having any previous conversations about it.

Then suggest she has dementia.

 

[Magicpole]

Might as well put the dress on

The dress looks the same. It would be funny if that turned white.,

 

[blueparrot]

Tell her before you did it you consulted the great minds on bluemoon and was assured it would be alright, sure she see you had done all you reasonably could and blame Ric not you.

 

[Clevers]

Put the clothes back in the washing machine set fire to them. When she gets home tell her you did the washing as she asked but because you used the hotter setting it overheated and caught fire.

Another solution could be to destroy them and say someone stole them off the washing line.

 

[Magicpole]

Set fire to all the clothes and deny having any previous conversations about it.

Then suggest she has dementia.

I could ask her who she is and pretend I have it then try to piss out if the window.

This could work. Cheers

 

[Crouchinho]

Tell her to shove it up her arse, all the laundry is now City colours. She should be patting you on the back and bringing you a cheese and pickle sandwich and a bag of hula hoops

 

[mancityvstoke]

I could ask her who she is and pretend I have it then try to piss out if the window.

This could work. Cheers

piss in the sink mate ...out of the window is a bit raggy

 

[ccr]

I once got upside down birds on the wallpaper. Told her they were printed the wrong way must have been a bad batch. Didn't believe me.