United 2016/17

[mat]

Don't know how much choice he'll have. Can't see the thick fucktard getting on in China, however he'd not find it too hard to settle in at Stoke!

He'd fit like a glove in that town. I don't think his family would want him expanding the gene pool mind.

 

[BrianW]

Stoke is one of the few places Wooney can go without reducing the average IQ of the town.

 

[Vienna_70]

Having had a season under Mourinho, even if he didn't play that much, he will fit in well at Stoke. If anything they are more entertaining than the rags.

That's hardly high commendation, is it?

 

[Vienna_70]

Skysports are suggesting that Chelsea want Perisic.

That means the rags will have to outbid Chelsea and pay more than necessary. Or Chelsea swoop in and steal their transfer.

It's Pedro all over again!

 

[Neville Kneville]

Stoke is one of the few places Wooney can go without reducing the average IQ of the town.

Or the visual aspect.

 

[old blue]

He'd fit like a glove in that town. I don't think his family would want him expanding the gene pool mind.

Is that a six fingered glove?

 

[mancityvstoke]

Are there loads of old Grannies in Stoke?

 

[lancs blue]

Are there loads of old Grannies in Stoke?

I doubt it, inbreeding tends to reduce life expectancy.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Stoke is one of the few places Wooney can go without reducing the average IQ of the town.

Lol.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Are there loads of old Grannies in Stoke?

Certainly plenty in Bolton....er I mean Notlob !