Through the years we come across, mostly women, who will stand there looking gorgeous, then say, I'm getting so fat.
Now everybody knows they aren't and are just looking for a boost.
I always agree with them in a most fake sincere way.
My partners pal was over the other week. Perfect figure and she said at dinner, a dinner I had cooked I may add, that she
"Better not eat too much as I am getting fat."
Me
"I noticed you had been into the pies since last time you were out, you can go on a diet on Monday though, I've gone to a lot of trouble." Totally blank expression held.
Her face was a fucking picture. I held out for a minute before bursting out laughing and telling her I was winding her up and she was gorgeous.
My missus didn't quite see the funny side as much as I did though. If I'm honest.
Although, I bet she never says that again around me. :)