Cut-price remakes of old films

[Big Swifty]

I know we've had a film thread ("remove a letter"), but the film industry is feeling the pinch like every other business, so they are producing cut-price versions of remakes to save money:

The Devil Wears Primark (for lady readers)
One Dalmatian
Chinavillage
Bunuel's "L'Age d'Or" is now "Small Door" (one for the intellectuals)
Argument on the Bounty
Not Bad-looking Beast

etc etc

 

[Kompany Car]

Murder on the Transpennine Express
From Rusholme with Love
The Trafford Chainsaw Massacre

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Saving Ryan Privates.
3:10 to Yuma. ..running late.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Luke warm in Crewe

 

[remember arthur mann]

A Bridge Too Near.

 

[uncle fester]

I know that the producers of 'My left foot' and 'Free Willy' have got together in a new collaboration....

'My free foot willy' ;)

 

[casserole of nonsense]

2001 A Trip to the Shops
Half Nylon Jacket
Some Like It Warm

 

[moon]

One dollar baby

 

[mat]

The short good friday

 

[nw42]

Escape from Newport
The 3 Steps
Semimodo
The Green Furlong
T (Terrestrial)
Bend it like Jonny Evans
The Peckish Games