How should the players celebrate our next goal?

[Grassland Blue]

Instruct the ball boy to run around wildly in lieu of the goalscorer.
Everyone else jogs to the centre circle.

 

[eversince 76]

All should do a Balotelli. Simply not celebrate.

 

[Grassland Blue]

All should do a Balotelli. Simply not celebrate.

And give the wild stare - he he!

 

[Mancini Manus Domini]

By firstly checking with the ref and linesman to see if it's been allowed.

 

[cibaman]

All should do a Balotelli. Simply not celebrate.

If they did that, wouldn't they be proving the point to those who say that exuberant celebrations are unecessary and that players are perfectly capable of controlling their emotions after scoring?

 

[southstand117]

That will get you booked as well,
Gazza did something similar when the ref dropped his card....he got booked

A pat on the back and a handshake should be all that's needed,it was good enough for the truly great players of the past
If I was a manager I would stop all extravagant celebrations
Sliding on the knees makes my blood boil,who knows what could happen
Also diving on top of the goalscorer, Somersaults should also be banned as well,tho I haven't seen many recently

Jeez! Bet you're an absolute joy to be around on a daily basis

 

[TravisBickle]

No, let's go the other way and all not celebrate. A quick handshake and back to the centre circle.

I agree. Also if 50 thousand City fans joined in and stayed silent that would be awesome

 

[come-on-barney]

Shake hands. Back to your own half.

That takes me back some years....

 

[rossie]

Run into the goal, pick the ball up, sprint back up the park and slam the ball down on the centre spot.

then park the bus and waste time for the rest of the game

 

[Armchair Supporter]

How about every single player leaves the field of play and dives into the crowd? Do it again after the second goal and forfeit the game due to having 11 men sent off.

I love this idea lol.