United thread 2017/18

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I've just woken up. Sadly I'm not Trekkie so I wasn't aware it was Klingon as opposed to Clingon. I apologise wholeheartedly if I've offended anybody from the Klingon race. My misspelling basically set your joke up for you though so all is well with the world again. ;)

Wasn't being a Trekkie pedant, but rather being highly amusing, as is my wont.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clingons

 

[Rochdale Blue]

Rags v aliens for the survival of humanity?

As a kid I remember an old DC comic where aliens landed in the middle of a baseball stadium and challenged the home side to a game they had to win to stop the earth from being destroyed.

Of course the Yanks saved us all from annihilation as the world looked on in admiration, but these days the updated version would have them landing at the swamp with Mourinho sending aliens and the rest of the world comatose with boredom.

 

[Henkeman]

As a kid I remember an old DC comic where aliens landed in the middle of a baseball stadium and challenged the home side to a game they had to win to stop the earth from being destroyed.

Of course the Yanks saved us all from annihilation as the world looked on in admiration, but these days the updated version would have them landing at the swamp with Mourinho sending aliens and the rest of the world comatose with boredom.

Was the rounders played by alien schoolgirls too?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

As a kid I remember an old DC comic where aliens landed in the middle of a baseball stadium and challenged the home side to a game they had to win to stop the earth from being destroyed.

Of course the Yanks saved us all from annihilation as the world looked on in admiration, but these days the updated version would have them landing at the swamp with Mourinho sending aliens and the rest of the world comatose with boredom.

The BBC have already set up a working group to make the documentary.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

Was the rounders played by alien schoolgirls too?

Probably, do they spit tobacco?

 

[PW]

Hopefully after the drubbing we gave them they might decide to put a performance in against the vermin. If they get panned at home by the scum I think they will go into freefall, followed by a complete meltdown by their deluded fans. I do tend to agree that the arrogant one will try and absorb the early pressure and then gradually wear them down with his high balls and their clogger midfield players proving to powerful.

I think that we are probably the only team in the league who have the players capable off beating the scum by playing football. The football they play is dire, but unfortunately against the teams they have played so far also effective. I think our pace, passing, movement and overall speed of thought will be too much for them, but they will no doubt kick lumps out of us to disrupt our style of play. If miraculously we get a decent refereeing performance I think we've got more than enough to beat them.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Liverpool v united

I'm hoping for 0-0 blood bath with maiming and injuries littering the playing field. I also hope moano and klippery come to blows ,whereas they both punch at the same time and knock each other out aaahahhahahahahha

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Liverpool v united

I'm hoping for 0-0 blood bath with maiming and injuries littering the playing field. I also hope moano and klippery come to blows ,whereas they both punch at the same time and knock each other out aaahahhahahahahha

Like the final round in Rocky II! Classic!

 

[Rochdale Blue]

The BBC have already set up a working group to make the documentary.

Frank will be employed to deny any anti alien agenda by the corporation.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Their performances against united in recent years have been utterly feeble, in contrast, as you say, to games against us. Eeez strange.

It's almost as if your housebound holds an event for this 'Derby'..... interesting (: