United thread 2017/18

[Tuearts right boot]

Yeah - Transfermarkt is good for it. https://www.transfermarkt.com/mino-raiola/beraterfirma/berater/282

It would show that Pogba, Mkhitaryan, Lukaku and Ibrahimovic have all moved to United since the Eye Gouger has been at the Death Star.

For the last 2 years I've been looking for a comparison....The Death Star....pissed myself. Well done that man.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Lukaku's head is massive.

No. No it's not. It's just that his head is a lot nearer the camera than the rest of his body. A bit like Juan Mata really.

 

[ccr]

No. No it's not. It's just that his head is a lot nearer the camera than the rest of his body. A bit like Juan Mata really.

And Ozils eyes ?

 

[Henkeman]

No. No it's not. It's just that his head is a lot nearer the camera than the rest of his body. A bit like Juan Mata really.

 

[Dirty Harry]

No. No it's not. It's just that his head is a lot nearer the camera than the rest of his body. A bit like Juan Mata really.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

No. No it's not. It's just that his head is a lot nearer the camera than the rest of his body. A bit like Juan Mata really.

And Suarez's teeth.

 

[KentBlue]

Shrek's belly?

 

[Vienna_70]

Earlier, I texted a Huddersfield supporter I know at work to ask if he went yesterday.

He replied that he was there and it was buzzing.

He added that he phoned a rag mate - a former season ticket holder at the swamp - that we both know and he said the rag put the phone down on him.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Fixed.

 

[dom]

As night follows day after a defeat... the Trafford Pravda Machine feeds The Metro news of an imminent big new signing from Valencia....

Poor, needy little lambs!!!