Muffin or Barm

I think those who go into a shop and ask for a chip barm need either hospitalising, certifying or a custodial sentence. Personally, I'd apply all three. Chip barm is the most incongruous piece of English ever to hit a keyboard. The sheer poetry, rolling off the tongue - chip muffin!

I understand that some of you are foreigners - Wythenshawe, Didsbury, out of Towners such as Urmonstites and the country bumpkins from Failsworth but for a select few of us 'tis a muffin. Hence CMTID - City and a Muffin Till I Die!

All of that. A fuckin barm, deary me.
 

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