Still not sure if this is genuine, or some elaborate pisstake, but it seems like our favourite Guardian football writer has written a phenomenally bad crime novel (under the pseudonym Jamie Paradise). Hope I'm not being Clarkied, but his journo mates seem to be retweeting it so it might be real. It sounds unbelievably shit.
https://unbound.com/books/night-time-cool
https://unbound.com/books/night-time-cool