Michael Owen is so boring.......

[Southern]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng...d-star-michael-owen-eyes-new-career-as-jockey

Ex-England star Michael Owen eyes new career as jockey
Former England footballer Michael Owen is training to become a jockey and preparing for his first race.

The 37-year-old got in the saddle earlier this year and has since lost over a stone in weight.

Owen, who established himself as a successful racehorse breeder and owner after retiring from football, will compete in a charity race at Ascot later this week.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Break a leg Michael....really break a leg.

 

[Thekinkygoat]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng...d-star-michael-owen-eyes-new-career-as-jockey

Ex-England star Michael Owen eyes new career as jockey
Former England footballer Michael Owen is training to become a jockey and preparing for his first race.

The 37-year-old got in the saddle earlier this year and has since lost over a stone in weight.

Owen, who established himself as a successful racehorse breeder and owner after retiring from football, will compete in a charity race at Ascot later this week.

I don't actually think I can comment on this without crossing a line beyond saying I feel incredibly sorry for the poor horse.

 

[whitenoise]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng...d-star-michael-owen-eyes-new-career-as-jockey

Ex-England star Michael Owen eyes new career as jockey
Former England footballer Michael Owen is training to become a jockey and preparing for his first race.

The 37-year-old got in the saddle earlier this year and has since lost over a stone in weight.

Owen, who established himself as a successful racehorse breeder and owner after retiring from football, will compete in a charity race at Ascot later this week.

Thats too clever for him. Someone put him up to it. All he has to do is talk to the other horses and they'll all be out for the count.

 

[inchy14]

The horse will fall asleep the minute the boring ****s monotones reach its ears. Gee up will end up with zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Dave S]

He's so boring he posts in threads like this one.

 

[goatersnipple]

Is boring code for a ****

 

[Blue Til Death]

Thick as shit and twice as dense.
That's the kindest I can be about this stupid **** ...!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Training earlier.......................

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Apparently during his new jockey venture, the first time he rode his horse around aintree the horse fell asleep whilst he was riding it - collapsed in a big heap on the grass