Michael Owen is so boring.......

[Machiavelli]

Camel gob boxing
Monowen tone a jockey
What next, that twat beckham popping up in a Hollywood blockbuster... yes the **** did pop up in King Arthur.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Watching him commentate on a utd game is almost as boring as watching the game itself.

 

[cptnemo]

This is quite fitting to a earlier post.

He wanks his horses then cleans up after it.

 

[blue by birth]

Apparently he had some good news from hospital...it seems his personality bypass operation was a huge success.

 

[Who's up Mary brown]

Camel gob boxing
Monowen tone a jockey
What next, that twat beckham popping up in a Hollywood blockbuster... yes the **** did pop up in King Arthur.

Zlatan as woody woodpecker

 

[KS55]

At home, he prefers washing up to sex........and his missus does too.

 

[Boney]

Apparently he had some good news from hospital...it seems his personality bypass operation was a huge success.

Except you have to have one in the first place.

 

[Magicpole]

He makes Alan Titmarsh's autobiography captivating.

You read that too?

 

[Magicpole]

Owen Hargreaves is on bt sport now.he would give the other turd a run for his money.

I have a recurring dream where I am trapped on a desert island with both of them.

It's ok, I kill them both early doors, then a lifeboat load of shipwrecked shortsighted supermodel nymphos pitch up.

They also have booze.

Hargreaves and Owen, the boring cunts boring cunts.