United thread 2017/18

[oakiecokie]

There was a good one on BBC HYS:

Basil 1, Fawlty 0

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

You have your pick of every decent full back and central midfielder in the world and you can't think of 5 more?

Ah, Stan Laurel, silly me.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Very sad to see quite a well known worsley lad Gary Lloyd passed away at weekend. Died after a fall at only 47. Was a real Salford lad and despite being a lifelong red was popular and well respected in the Lower leagues as a football agent. Saw Dickov pay tribute to him and he was also big mates with Steve eyre our former youth coach. Rest in peace.

Fell down the stairs I heard sad news you never know what life has in store RIP.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Fell down the stairs I heard sad news you never know what life has in store RIP.

He was a great lad Gary, always had a smile on his face.

 

[JASR]

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Not a funny one, more like a OMG:

 

[i kne albert davy]

He was a great lad Gary, always had a smile on his face.

He was a mate of a mate in local football he told me what had happened earlier this week sad for his family.

 

[RodneysMarsh]

I thought they were lions?

 

[cucumberman]

They need to win by 7.

As poor as they are, that's just not going to happen. Unfortunately.

I understand now. For them to go third they need to lose by 7-0 based on Basel's head to head.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

This clown is a cardiac arrest waiting to happen!
''We've just lost to FC Basil Brush!''