'Smalling
Dominant at the back - winning everything in the air. Always in control 7'
Comedy gold that article.
There's more, for people who don't wana go on the website.
'Herrera
Much to prove after an under-whelming campaign so far, but this was arguably his most accomplished display of the season.
Revelled in the movement in front of him, with a first half defence-splitting pass for Martial the highlight 8
Fellaini
An absolute nuisance to the Basel defence - literally could have had a hat-trick in the first half if his finishing had been slightly better 7
Pogba
Even on a relaid pitch, Jose Mourinho wanted the Frenchman dictating things despite only just returning from hamstring injury. A no-look pass to release Lukaku early on was sublime 7
Lingard
Alert and positive, always showing for the ball, he popped up right across the front line to stretch Basel until replaced by Rashford 6