Pre-Derby Headlines

CITY found to be in cahoots with Belerin by asking him to put his leg under Pogbas studs. CITY may face a further charge by mistakenly asking Pogba to applaud Citys skill at approaching a fellow pro to wind him up. Charges to follow !
 
Pep Guardiola has denied Manchester City offered Lionel Messi a signing bonus of €100m (£88m) as part of a huge Bosman deal.

Reports in Spanish sports daily Marca claimed that City owner Sheikh Mansour himself made the offer, bypassing intermediaries, that also contained a €50m (£44m) annual salary.
 
1961_vintage said:
City's Spanish crisis! We can exclusively reveal that Manchester City's Spanish contingent (the brothers Dave n Bernie Silva, Ederson, Gungodan, Sergio Aguero and Gary Jesus, together with a string of non-Spanish stars including Loret de Mar regulars John Stones, Kyle Walker and Kevin DeBruyne, have shown solidarity in forming the "Etihad Band of Iberians that don't like Pep". The group have effectively downed-tools in protest at the role played by their out of control coach in personally inciting the recent Catalan Uprising. Sources also confirmed that this is what really happened after the recent Southampton game, when an enraged Pep discovered that Nathan Redmond had grassed him up to the lads, all of whom have now refused to play unless they get a more politically stable replacement manager such as that master of mind games Portugese rascal who they all secretly want to play for.

The FA has suspended all those involved pending its investigating committee executive hearing scheduled for 30th February.
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Nice one. Made me laugh.
 
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