My dilemma

[kenster197]

My dilemma, the wife bought me a new Man City zippo at the start of the season, and I duly light a ciggie just before kick off and kiss the badge on the lighter, the same process takes place at half time. I appreciate that Pep and the players also have a small part to play in getting these results. My problem is, should this run come to an end what am I going to move onto? Don’t have many other things suitable for kissing and the wife in starting to throw her name into the hat..my problem is I don’t know if I want City to win that desperately!!!!

 

[Blue Coop]

Just keep the beer flowing!

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

My dilemma, the wife bought me a new Man City zippo at the start of the season, and I duly light a ciggie just before kick off and kiss the badge on the lighter, the same process takes place at half time. I appreciate that Pep and the players also have a small part to play in getting these results. My problem is, should this run come to an end what am I going to move onto? Don’t have many other things suitable for kissing and the wife in starting to throw her name into the hat..my problem is I don’t know if I want City to win that desperately!!!!

Don’t do it on Wednesday. If we win, you can stop forthwith, if we lose, everyone will know whose fault it is!

 

[Magicpole]

Perhaps sitting down and repeating,

"it's only a fucking lighter and it in no way affects anything other than my mental health and standing in my community."

If this doesn't work go around to your own house, smash all the windows and set fire to your living room,

With the lighter.

 

[Patientman63]

It's all bollocks. I saw one Magpie before the derby, and was convinced we were doomed. What a load of shite that is.

And @Gingers Dad, whose missus hid his lucky City cup the night before the derby, and from which if he doesnt sup from prior to a game, will condemn us to certain defeat. What you gonna do with that article of pottery now eh?

 

[BimboBob]

Light a fag just before kick off?

Where? How are you getting to your seat on time if you are stood outside having a smoke? Are you in the bogs?

Half time?

What's going on?

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I was convinced for years that we lost whenever I bought KOTK.

This duck has never been broken, so I suggest you continue.

 

[peoffrey]

I’ve got a particular badge which goes on whichever jersey I wear to the match / pub. I don’t believe it brings us luck as I wore it for Everton and Shakhtar; but it’s always, always on.

 

[Gingers Dad]

It's all bollocks. I saw one Magpie before the derby, and was convinced we were doomed. What a load of shite that is.

And @Gingers Dad, whose missus hid his lucky City cup the night before the derby, and from which if he doesnt sup from prior to a game, will condemn us to certain defeat. What you gonna do with that article of pottery now eh?

I think I'll still need it for the big games

 

[jimharri]

.... My problem is, should this run come to an end what am I going to move onto? Don’t have many other things suitable for kissing and the wife in starting to throw her name into the hat..my problem is I don’t know if I want City to win that desperately!!!!

You need to post a picture. So we can get some perspective on your dilemma.