United thread 2017/18

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Apologies if all ready posted but saw this by a genius Blue on MUEN:

‘‘Twas the 10th of December,
Reds 8 points behind,
Mourinho was planning,
Not one clue could he find.


Men against boys,
And this was no friendly,
2-1 at home,
Silva, Otamendi.


‘It’s not fair!’ - he whined,
He did curse and did cuss,
‘If only I’d done anything,
But park that big bus.’


It drove him insane,

to the land of cuckoo,
Two assists from the clown -

Romelu Lukaku.


Beaten at home

for the whole world to see,
‘I know!’ said Jose,
‘I’ll blame the referee!’


Nobody laughed,

it wasn’t too funny,
‘But..but...,’ came the cry,
‘At least we earn our own money!’


Unimpressed as they were,
With their teams lowly feats,
All that was left was to sing:
‘Empty seats!’


Worn out old songs,
And dreary sad rhymes,
Still living on the treble,
Hollow chants of ‘20 times’.


When all’s said and done

they’re left feeling bereft,
Ranting on about history,
As it’s all they’ve got left.


The reds fans went home,

in a collective trance,
To Dublin and Belfast,

London, Penzance.


But all that mattered after,

by a quarter to seven,
Was the eight point gap

had now grown to eleven.”
I'm knicking that!! I'll wind the ****s up even more.
 
So the anti-City MUFC propaganda committee instructed Jose to deflect from the comprehensive derby defeat by referring to us as 'Diver City' at every opportunity.
Poor Jose misunderstood and took it as diversity. Hence his rambling press conference ....it was a case of a diversity of blah blah blah.

*Wenger was also on message with this.



Beware fake news
;-)
 
Wow just been over to the redcafe for a laugh. They have 9 open post on city. One of them titled pep a blessing in disguise! Lol
 
Watching the panel on espn with Steve nicol, Craig burley and shaka hislop, they're all insisting that lukaku should have got a straight red last night after 5 minutes.
Has anyone seen it? Was it that bad? Did the ref get a good view of it? If not, are they going to to do an aguero and punish him post match?
 
Wow just been over to the redcafe for a laugh. They have 9 open post on city. One of them titled pep a blessing in disguise! Lol

Should be called Pepcafe then. I remembered during the last international break that forum had more discussions about us or Pep than of their own team
 
Watching the panel on espn with Steve nicol, Craig burley and shaka hislop, they're all insisting that lukaku should have got a straight red last night after 5 minutes.
Has anyone seen it? Was it that bad? Did the ref get a good view of it? If not, are they going to to do an aguero and punish him post match?
I watched the highlights after ours last night, if it was the one I saw he got booked.
 
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