United thread 2017/18

[meeesh]

Lol this bloke never fails to crack me up:

Wonky mouthed twat

 

[Manchester_lalala]

fuck me that video ahahahaha

cringey bastards. can you imagine if we did that?

They all love it on Twitter and RedCafe. It’s the sort of video the would please glory hunting fans that have never set foot in a football stadium. But for me it’s cringey as fuck.

Good signing for them.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

fuck me that video ahahahaha

cringey bastards. can you imagine if we did that?

Their players make videos. Ours make history.

 

[oman0115]

fuck me that video ahahahaha

cringey bastards. can you imagine if we did that?

Zero self awareness

 

[kinkysdribble]

At 10:56 he says "they are in ALL 3 competitions", conveniently forgetting the one competition that Bristol dumped them out of, the fuckin fat tool should have said JUST 3 not ALL 3, we are still in ALL 4. They're like some weird cult or conspiracy theorists that rewrite what sane normal people know to be true

 

[kinkysdribble]

By the way, they've got themselves a very good player but shit happens

 

[SebastianBlue]

And the real drivel begins to spread across the interwebs:

 

[SebastianBlue]

At 10:56 he says "they are in ALL 3 competitions", conveniently forgetting the one competition that Bristol dumped them out of, the fuckin fat tool should have said JUST 3 not ALL 3, we are still in ALL 4. They're like some weird cult or conspiracy theorists that rewrite what sane normal people know to be true

I hear Trump supports United as their operations and customers is the one thing he fully understands.

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

Good signing for them but as long as mourinio is there i am not worried.

 

[mac]

RAG SCUM