Joke thread

[Bozo]

Once I beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken, which gave me the courage.

 

[rabby]

I see Stephen Hawking and Jim Bowen died on the same day,at least they stuck to the rules and the non dart player went first.

 

[jimharri]

Had to sling out my toaster today. It kept burning the toast, and I'm black toast intolerant.

 

[jimharri]

A constablew phoned the station for back up reporting that a black lad is dancing on the roof of a car on the town square. His sergeant tells him he can't say that over the radio. "Oh; OK", says the dibble, "Zulu Tango Golf"

 

[Blue Mist]

A constablew phoned the station for back up reporting that a black lad is dancing on the roof of a car on the town square. His sergeant tells him he can't say that over the radio. "Oh; OK", says the dibble, "Zulu Tango Golf"

So did he phone the station or use his radio ?

 

[Blue Whale]

Went to the Zoo last week and saw a loaf of bread in cage. Apparently it was bread in captivity.

 

[jimharri]

So did he phone the station or use his radio ?

You got me. Have to check copy and paste a bit more carefully in the future.

 

[taleofbluehalves]

It's my Constipation Recovery group tonight !!! But Sadly I can't go!

 

[kippax4ever]

I see Stephen Hawking and Jim Bowen died on the same day,at least they stuck to the rules and the non dart player went first.

That made me laugh..

 

[uncle fester]

I see Stephen Hawking and Jim Bowen died on the same day,at least they stuck to the rules and the non dart player went first.

I used to play darts with me dad but had to stop when his head went blunt