United thread 2017/18

[Impeccable One]

They've just announced they're setting up a professional women's team. Typical Mourinho deflection if you ask me. Just wants a team with more tits than Pogba & Lingard.

And probably more balls than the mens team !

 

[vmsuhail]

Manchester United are concerned that forward Alexis Sanchez, 29, is struggling to settle at the club and fear a repeat of the circumstances around Paris St-Germain winger Angel di Maria's brief spell at Old Trafford. (Mail)

Absolutely hilarious this....maureen wanted to get one over on Pep by signing sanchez, sanchez was turned by greed

Welcome to one another

Yes, not to mention they already had Martial and Rashford who could play on the left, and this signing was only to scupper our plans. Glad it has not worked out so far.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Not going to lie, I wasn’t happy when they beat us to Sanchez (although Happy we stood our ground the way we did) as I was worried he’d have a van persie type effect.

Glad to see how wrong I was and how it’s come back to bite him on the arse. I’m not a petty man but I do enjoy justice being served as it has been with that signing.

Penny for his thoughts (aside from “I can’t believe they’re paying me for this”)

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Is Ryan going to be brought back after failing as Wales Manager?

I really do hope so

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Note the statement from Ed.

"The Manchester United women’s team must be built in the same image and with the same principles as the men's first team and offer academy players a clear route to top-level football within the club."

Does anyone boo yet in women's football?

 

[babyape]

Same image as the men’s team?

Big lass up top then.....

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Just like the blokes team before we know it there'll be raggy players everywhere before long.

Goodbye to reaching the latter stages of competitions.

 

[inchy14]

Who's left from the class of 92 to manage them?

Neville will be calling them up to the England squad before they've even kicked a ball!!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

De Gea will not be allowed to leave until he starts throwing the ball into his own net .... oh wait (Seville).

It's catching. It's new de rigeur de Gea move - Linkopping keeper last night seemed to help one in!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Vuvuzelas!

They'll buy him. Who's he play for? Sounds as though he might be company for Sanchez!!!!