Piano Man
It's 3 O'Clock on a Saturday
Regular cockney's shuffle in
There's a rich man on the football pitch
Doing fu#k all to help the rags win.
Sanchez can you play us a memory
Can't remember it, maybe its us?
About a man who once liked to play football
Gave it up, to park Jose's red bus
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
We're Man CIty and we'll take the piss out of you
'cause you picked the rags and they're shite
And Mourinho is practising politics
But looks more like he's losing the plot
Likes to think he's a master tactician
Pep just laughs, PEG its clear that you're not
And Pogba is the new Carlton Palmer
Govan Piss can, he ditched him for free
On reflection, did well to get that much
But his haircuts are legendary
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing 'glory glory' tonight
We're Man City and we'll take the piss out of you
'cause you picked the rags and they're shite