Naming stuff

[buckshot]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My Tesla keeps nudging me to name it. Any thoughts. Tess is obviously taken and “of the durbervilles” too long. Nikolai, well a car is a she surely?</p>&mdash; Eric Idle (@EricIdle) <a href="">April 17, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Why not just Tweet "I have a Tesla"?

 

[JULES]

I have a chip pan called zee

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Will be taking my golf clubs out on course for the first time since September today...if I can't wear shorts I don't play.

Anyway they'll probably all have the the same name today 'You fucking twat'.

 

[Mike N]

When I was in 6th form college I had a calculator called 'Colin'.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Our 'four only' cycling club have Bromptons among our collection of bikes. I have an orange one which I call Prins van Oranje, after Nige, and another member has a blue one which she calls Kevin de Brompton.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Two dogs on my road, one called Peter and one called Alan! Alan the dog?? FFS.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Two dogs on my road, one called Peter and one called Alan! Alan the dog?? FFS.

dobber is a better name for a dog

 

[ganganvince]

Two dogs on my road, one called Peter and one called Alan! Alan the dog?? FFS.

Thought Alan was a meerkat.

 

[Sir peace frog]

theres a united fan down the road who I have a pet name for,i call him ****

 

[Bill Walker]

I call the OP Harold