Why the username?

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Why didn't you just smash the ****'s face in when you had the chance?

And I always thought your username reflected the prosthetic limbs I imagined you to have?

I too had visions of the Cellar's very own Stephen Hawking, although you calling his limbs pathetic is a bit harsh.

Exaclty which one of my 3,500 posts has ever led you to think, fuck me we've got our very own Stephen Hawkins here? Although I do confess my pre-Damo and his fat fingers posts were exceptional, but are sadly now lost to future generations.

I thought that comparing you to one of our foremost intellects when it comes to theoretical physics was a compliment mate.
Now it seems you take umbrage, just because he has mobility issues.
Fuck me - I can't do right for doing wrong this morning - I've even upset the Student Massive, and I'm amazed those lazy cunts are even up at this early hour.
That's the first and last time I attempt being nice on here.

 

[andyhinch]

I too had visions of the Cellar's very own Stephen Hawking, although you calling his limbs pathetic is a bit harsh.

Exaclty which one of my 3,500 posts has ever led you to think, fuck me we've got our very own Stephen Hawkins here? Although I do confess my pre-Damo and his fat fingers posts were exceptional, but are sadly now lost to future generations.

I thought that comparing you to one of our foremost intellects when it comes to theoretical physics was a compliment mate.
Now it seems you take umbrage, just because he has mobility issues.
Fuck me - I can't do right for doing wrong this morning - I've even upset the Student Massive, and I'm amazed those lazy cunts are even up at this early hour.
That's the first and last time I attempt being nice on here.

I tried it yesterday mate, massive fail, back to being a **** for me.

 

[metalblue]

I too had visions of the Cellar's very own Stephen Hawking, although you calling his limbs pathetic is a bit harsh.

Exaclty which one of my 3,500 posts has ever led you to think, fuck me we've got our very own Stephen Hawkins here? Although I do confess my pre-Damo and his fat fingers posts were exceptional, but are sadly now lost to future generations.

I thought that comparing you to one of our foremost intellects when it comes to theoretical physics was a compliment mate.
Now it seems you take umbrage, just because he has mobility issues.
Fuck me - I can't do right for doing wrong this morning - I've even upset the Student Massive, and I'm amazed those lazy cunts are even up at this early hour.
That's the first and last time I attempt being nice on here.

It probably would have been a compliment if I didn't have to google what "theoretical physics" was mate.

The students are up you say? It is indeed a topsy turvy world today, students up, fetters being nice, andyhinch currently designing nuclear reactors....

 

[The Flash]

Why didn't you just smash the ****'s face in when you had the chance?

And I always thought your username reflected the prosthetic limbs I imagined you to have?

I too had visions of the Cellar's very own Stephen Hawking, although you calling his limbs pathetic is a bit harsh.

Exaclty which one of my 3,500 posts has ever led you to think, fuck me we've got our very own Stephen Hawkins here? Although I do confess my pre-Damo and his fat fingers posts were exceptional, but are sadly now lost to future generations.

You are now, officially, Robostrop.

Part man, part machine, all strop.

 

[andyhinch]

I too had visions of the Cellar's very own Stephen Hawking, although you calling his limbs pathetic is a bit harsh.

Exaclty which one of my 3,500 posts has ever led you to think, fuck me we've got our very own Stephen Hawkins here? Although I do confess my pre-Damo and his fat fingers posts were exceptional, but are sadly now lost to future generations.

You are now, officially, Robostrop.

Part man, part machine, all strop.

Do you wear a mac?

 

[metalblue]

I too had visions of the Cellar's very own Stephen Hawking, although you calling his limbs pathetic is a bit harsh.

Exaclty which one of my 3,500 posts has ever led you to think, fuck me we've got our very own Stephen Hawkins here? Although I do confess my pre-Damo and his fat fingers posts were exceptional, but are sadly now lost to future generations.

You are now, officially, Robostrop.

Part man, part machine, all strop.

Together you and me will rule the universe....flash ah ahhhhh. I'd like Fetters to be in charge of diplomatic relations mind.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Exaclty which one of my 3,500 posts has ever led you to think, fuck me we've got our very own Stephen Hawkins here? Although I do confess my pre-Damo and his fat fingers posts were exceptional, but are sadly now lost to future generations.

You are now, officially, Robostrop.

Part man, part machine, all strop.

Together you and me will rule the universe....flash ah ahhhhh. I'd like Fetters to be in charge of diplomatic relations mind.

The job sounds tailor made for a chap with my tact, subtlety and interpersonal skills.
I take it the post is part time working around my bans.

 

[foetus]

My favourite food.

 

[Emptyhead]

Because I am - more so as the years get shorter.

 

[foxy]

I love bingo