dazdon
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I actually believe Corkys story.
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Funny things that have happened to you in shops.....
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Lavinda Past
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dazdon said:I actually believe Corkys story.
You believed that he had 400 quid when he was 22...? You believed that he bought a gun with said 400 quid...? He could have rented one for 20 quid an hour in Longsight.
If Corky had had 400 quid he'd have had a prozzy hanging off his dick and turned the change into piss within an afternoon.
waterloo blue
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The fact that a woman didn't run away in fright when the daywalker took his balaclava off, but married him instead.
Leads me to believe it's a load of old bollocks.
Leads me to believe it's a load of old bollocks.
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dronefromsector7g
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Corky never lies, apart from saying he's better looking than me. Being ginger automatically makes me hotter :)waterloo blue said:The fact that a woman didn't run away in fright when the daywalker took his balaclava off, but married him instead.
Leads me to believe it's a load of old bollocks.
robinho ho ho
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A few yes ago, whist in B&Q, my youngest daughter, who was 4 at the time, told me she needed the toilet. As I knew we were not going to be long, I asked if she could wait.
Next thing is I look round and see my daughter, knickers round her ankles sat on one of the display toilets ..........
needless to say we were out that store pretty quickly...
Next thing is I look round and see my daughter, knickers round her ankles sat on one of the display toilets ..........
needless to say we were out that store pretty quickly...
Blue Til Death
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dronefromsector7g said:Bargain bucket?Gaylord du Bois said:I went down on a bird in KFC.
Bet she was finger lickin good... !!
mcmanus
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Years back I used to work in Comet as a sales lad..... there was this proper battle axe in her 50s who for some god unknown reason didn't mind doing the returns/complaints desk full time. The shit she got off customers on a daily basis was terrible but she'd do it with a hard looking demeanour and I really liked her.
Anyway one day this fucking meathead came in all guns blazing about a fucking toaster he'd bought and didn't work. Screaming at her, really making a scene, all the staff and customers stop what they are doing and watch. He then got personal so I had to walk over....... as I'm doing so the battle axe just coolly hands him back his receipt and says 'What you telling me for, you bought it from Currys across the road'.
The guy couldn't get out the shop quick enough...... with howls of laughter ringing in his ears.
Anyway one day this fucking meathead came in all guns blazing about a fucking toaster he'd bought and didn't work. Screaming at her, really making a scene, all the staff and customers stop what they are doing and watch. He then got personal so I had to walk over....... as I'm doing so the battle axe just coolly hands him back his receipt and says 'What you telling me for, you bought it from Currys across the road'.
The guy couldn't get out the shop quick enough...... with howls of laughter ringing in his ears.
Sadly the recipe for such ladies died along with Kernel.Blue Til Death said:dronefromsector7g said:Bargain bucket?Gaylord du Bois said:I went down on a bird in KFC.
Bet she was finger lickin good... !!